RENDERED REAL
By: Jaden Zotigh
1, Damiens House
Damien: (Walking through house recording sloppily from a phone. He walks to the TV. The TV will be off and Beck will be plugging a wire into the back of it) You get it working yet?
Beck: (Pushes HDMI into port and a picture of a banana is shown on the TV) Well now I did
2, Blackout
In association with the associates at an association that associates the associates associations
3, Damiens House
Beck: (Still being recorded by Damien) Okay, film that! (Camera will face the summoning pad)
Damien: Nothings happening
Beck: Well, give it a moment!
4, Blackout
A film written and directed by Jaden Zotigh
5, Damiens House
Damien: (Still recording. A banana is shown summoning onto the Summoning Pad) Woah! Dude!
Beck: That’s not all it can work on either
Damien: What else can it do?
6, Blackout
STARRING
--------------- AS DJ SKY BUNNY
--------------- AS WICHITA
--------------- AS VICKY
--------------- AS JONAS
--------------- AS JESS
7, Damiens House
Beck: (Still being recorded sloppily from Damien) Here, check it out (A cheeseburger is shown summoning onto the summoning pad)
Damien: Dude! (Beck picks it up and takes a bite)
Beck: And it tastes just like the real thing
7, Blackout
--------------- AS BECK(Y)
--------------- AS JULIA
--------------- AS DAMIEN
--------------- AS DAVE
--------------- AS PHILLIP
8, Damiens House
Beck: More importantly, it also works with money
Damien: Like, just coins? Or like---
Beck: (Cutting Damien off) Just look! (Dollar bills are summoned on the summoning pad. Damien grabs the money and looks it over)
Damien: What!? Dude! This is crazy. This thing is like the plot for some sci-fi film
Beck: (Looks directly into the camera confused) What?
9, Blackout
RENDERED REAL
5 Months Later
10, Damiens House
Julia: (Julia, Wichita, and Damien are all sitting on the couch facing the TV. Beck has the summoning pad layed out and connected to the TV) Do you think we could like… summon a new cat or puppy? Or something?
Beck: It’s probably best not to test it. (He says as he “fixes” the summoning pad)
Wichita: But if we did summon a cat, would it be like that creepy ass cat from Pet Semetary? All zombied out, ready to kill?
Beck: Umm. (Looks up) I don’t know. Again, in theory, it could give us a normal cat, but it could also give us a dead cat or even a stuffed animal cat. Like I’ve said a million times now, let’s just avoid summoning anything that’s supposed to be alive.
Damien: I feel like we have to summon something that’s supposed to be alive now
Wichita: Imagine being the cause of the end of the world because we wanted a new cat (High fives Damien)
Beck: Did the world end at the end of Pet Semetary?
Damien: Yeah… Well actually? (Stops to think) I can’t remember
Wichita: I don’t remember, I just remember that creepy cat
Beck: I just remember when the semi crashed and hit that little girl
Damien: The semi flipped and it hit the little boy, their son
Wichita: Yeah? What little girl?
Beck: The semi totally crashed and killed the little girl
Damien: The semi flipped, and it hit a little boy. I remember because of the shoe
Wichita: Yeah, the shoe was all bloody
Beck: Definitely don’t remember that
Wichita: Mandela effect?
Damien: (In agreement) Mandela effect…
Beck: The Mandela effect isn’t real.
Julia: I just wanted a new cat. (She says disappointed. The Doorbell rings)
Wichita: I got it (He says as he stands up and answers the door. Vicky is standing on the other side of the door)
Vicky: (Elegantly) Did someone call me?
Damien: Literally nobody called you.
Vicky: (Attitude change) Well Snapchat Maps told me where all of you were, so you got me anyways.
Beck: You guys left your locations turned on? (He asks as Damien and Vicky make their way to the couch to sit)
Wichita: It’s always on in case my girlfriend wants to stalk me
Beck: You didn’t tell us you were dating Vicky.
Damien: Wait? (Turns to Wichita) You’re dating Vicky?
Wichita: I’m not dating Vicky
Vicky: I’m more likely to date you, Beck, before dating Wichita. (Beck shakes his head disgusted) Like, no offense, but who names their child Wichita?
Damien: Some Canadian
Wichita: I’m not Canadian
Damien: Clouse thinks so
Wichita: Clouse also tried fighting a car
Vicky: I’m confused, who’s Clouse?
Beck: The homeless dude who lives around here, but before we get too sidetracked, (to Wichita) you really do have a girlfriend?
Wichita: Yeah, why would I make that up?
Damien: So uhh (looks around) Where is she?
Beck: She’s not real, nobody’s dating this dude
Wichita: Says the single guy who traded a date with Amanda Jennings to study!
Damien: (To Beck in disbelief) You did not!
Beck: I thought we already went over this?
Damien: Becky! Tell me you didn’t!
Beck: It’s just Beck! And yeah! I did.
Julia: So why haven’t we met your mystery lover, Wichita?
11, Phillips House
Jess: (From under the covers of a bed, Jess throws the covers off of herself, revealing her face. She’s shirtless, but the blanket covers her. Phillip comes from under the covers, shirtless as well and out of breath) What if Wichita comes over?
Phillip: He thinks you’re studying right?
Jess: Yeah?
Phillip: Does he know with who?
Jess: I told him I would be studying with Amanda
Philip: Then why would he come over? (Philip slides back under the covers and Jess lifts the blanket back over their heads and the camera cuts back to the main group)
12, Damiens House
Wichita: She’s out studying with Amanda Jennings! Of all people…
Damien: Right… Studying…
Wichita: Got something to say?
Damien: Nope. Switching subjects now. Beck wants to summon a car!
Vicky: You can pull a car out of that thing? (Points at summoning pad)
Beck: No! I said we’re buying a car, not summoning one. We all walk everywhere, but most of us have our license already. I think it’s only fitting that at least one of us has a car. (Beck pulls up a picture of money)
Vicky: Can I have a car?
Damien: I think you’re the last person I trust to have a car.
Beck: It makes sense… I agree…(Damien and Vicky look up at Beck)
Vicky: That I should get the car?
Beck: No, it makes sense that you’re the last person Damien trusts to have a car. I agree, you’re the last person I trust too. (Vicky throws her hands in the air)
Vicky: What was the point of that comment Becky? (Julias phone vibrates. She picks it up and it’s a text from Dave, that reads, “Here,”)
Beck: It’s just Beck!
Julia: (Gets up and answers the door) Hey!
Dave: (Holding a to-go box) Here you go! (Hands Julia the box and kisses her cheek)
Julia: Thank you! (She says with a smile)
Beck: Is that Dave?
Wichita: (Wichita, Beck and Damien get up and rush to the door. They all grab Dave and start half rough housing) What’s going on Dave?
Dave: Lots of work
Damien: You ever gonna hang out with us again?
Dave: Likely. (Everyone lets go of Dave) I can actually come by here in like an hour. Just have to run a couple more errands.
Damien: See if you can get Jonas to come over too
Vicky: (From the couch) Don't bother. Jonas has his hands tied right now
Damien: Try anyways
Dave: Alright. Well, I gotta go, I'll see you guys in a bit (Everyone waves and goes back to the couch, except Julia. Julia looks at the group for a moment and looks at Dave and steps outside closing the door behind her)
Damien: Okay, so who gets the car?
Wichita: I think I should get the car
Beck: Yeah, okay. Wichita gets the car.
Vicky: What, so whatever Beck says, just goes?
Wichita: I mean… it's his summoning pad
Vicky: When are you going to make one for us?
Beck: (Throws hands in air) How many times do I have to go over this
Damien: Yo, chill (Julia steps back inside holding the to-go box and smiling. Everyone looks at her as she closes the door)
Julia: What?
Wichita: Are you dating Dave? (Julia pauses)
Damien: Good for Dave, I didn’t realize he was capable of speaking to women
Julia: He is
Damien: Clearly (Julia walks to the kitchen and opens the box which has tacos in it. She begins eating)
Beck: Anyways--- Wichita is getting the car, (to Wichita) so look into cars and I’ll get you the money
Damien: Hey, change the input to HDMI 2.
Beck: (Changes the channel on the TV) There you go.
Damien: (Picks up the Xbox controller and goes to the Xbox avatar creator) Check it out. It’s DJ Sky Bunny. (Everyone looks at DJ Sky Bunny Avatar)
Wichita: What the hell is a Sky Bunny?
Damien: He’s like my alter ego. That’s my gamertag.
Beck: What is he wearing?
Vicky: Leave him alone, he’s adorable.
Damien: Thank you! Somebody gets it.
Wichita: Julia has food! (Everyone looks at Julia)
Damien: When the hell did you get food?
Julia: Dave got it for me
Beck: He didn’t get anything for me
Vicky: Yeah, cause you’re not dating him
Beck: I would have been dating him if I knew he would bring me food
Damien: Nah, if you had the chance to date him, you'd trade the offer to study (Beck shakes his head)
Beck: It was my final! (Damien bursts out laughing) I didn't think it was a once in a lifetime opportunity!
Wichita: I can get us food! (He says as he stands up. Everyone else stands up)
Vicky: I’m actually not hungry.
Wichita: That’s fine. We’ll be back (Damien, Wichita, and Beck all stand and head out. Vicky leans in towards Julia and whispers very loudly)
Beck: (Before leaving) Don’t touch anything! (Closes the door behind him)
Vicky: Julia! (Vicky whispers loudly. Julia seems distracted on her phone, and eating. Vicky makes her way to the summoning pad, and grabs a nearby duffle bag. She opens it and places it in front of the summoning pad)
Julia: What are you doing?
Vicky: Huh? (Looks up as she reaches for the summoning pad. She pushes the summoning pad back, pushing a button on it)
Julia: Vicky! (Beck, Wichita and Damien come inside laughing)
Wichita: I forgot my wallet, wait
Beck: (Rushing over) What are you doing? (Flash effect. Everyone is staring in the general direction of the summoning pad. DJ Sky Bunny has officially been summoned. DJ Sky Bunny will still be moving around similar to the Xbox avatar. He slowly looks around himself at everyone all over the room. When he finally reaches the final person, he does an avatar type of wave to everyone. Then he begins screaming at the top of his lungs. Everyone else begins screaming as well)
Damien: OH, WHAT THE FUCK!
Sky Bunny: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!
Beck: (To Vicky) What the hell did you do!?
Vicky: I don’t know!
Sky Bunny: WHERE AM I!?!?
Wichita: How does it know English?
Damien: That’s your biggest concern?
Beck: Who are you? (To DJ Sky Bunny)
Damien: That’s DJ Sky Bunny
Sky Bunny: Yeah! I’m DJ Sky Bunny
Beck: I know that's DJ Sky Bunny! I wanted to know if it knew!
Wichita: Pet Semetary
Beck: Shut up!
Wichita: What the hell do we do with it?
Sky Bunny: (stares at his hands) Woah!
Beck: Vicky made this thing, she should deal with it
Vicky: How is that fair? (Everyone looks dumbfounded by this)
Sky Bunny: I am real! REAL!!!
Damien: Calm down Pinocchio
Beck: (To Vicky) What the hell were you doing?
Julia: Looked like she was trying to steal the summoning pad
Vicky: You snitching bitch!
Everyone: Woahhh
Beck: Damnit Vicky! What the hell did I say! This is exactly why we don't all have one of these!
Sky Bunny: One of me?
Beck: No! The pad!
Sky Bunny: You mean the Cloning Theorem Structure?
Damien: The what?
Beck: That doesn't make any sense.
Sky Bunny: That's what it is, right?
Wichita: What's it talking about
Beck: It's talking about a teleportation device. This isn't teleporting anything though. It's copying and pasting
Damien: Wouldn't that be teleportation?
Beck: Wait--- how did you know that?
Sky Bunny: I don't know! I just know things! Like, that's wood (Points at the floor) and that's a chin (Points at Wichitas chin)
Beck: Shut up. Okay. (Very seriously looks DJ Sky Bunny up and down. He walks around him. He observes for a moment before stopping in front of him and seriously asking) Are you trying to take over the world?
Sky Bunny: No. Why on the cloud would I do that?
Damien: Are you a robot?
Sky Bunny: I don’t think so. How would I know?
Wichita: (Pinches Sky Bunny. Sky Bunny screams) He’s not
Sky Bunny: (Holds onto his arm where he was pinched and starts crying) That was very mean!
Julia: You made him cry!
Wichita: I didn’t mean to!
Damien: Dude! Do something about it!
Wichita: I’m sorry. I didn’t exactly mean to hurt you? (He goes in for a really awkward hug)
Beck: He’s like a fucking toddler (Throws hands in air before turning away from Sky Bunny in a thinking pose)
Vicky: What do we do?
Beck: Vicky, stay here and watch him. The rest of you, follow me.
13, Outside of Damiens House
Beck: (They walk outside) Okay. Let's list everything we know as of right now.
Damien: My Xbox avatar is alive
Wichita: Julia is dating Dave
Damien: The world is coming to an end
Wichita: We're all fucked
Beck: My summoning pad can create life
Damien: Sky Bunny also knows what things are
Wichita: And he feels pain
Damien: But can he bleed?
Beck: What?
Damien: If it bleeds, it can be killed
Beck: Jeezus! We aren't killing him
Julia: Why not?
Vicky: (From inside) Guys! He's doing something
Damien: Oh yeah, and Vicky tried stealing your summoning pad
Wichita: And she keeps asking you to make one for all of us
Damien: And she is the one who made Sky Bunny
Wichita: Which kinda makes this her problem
Beck: Jeezus, you guys are not helpful (Julia shrugs) Let's go see what it's doing (Everyone's heads back inside)
14, Damiens House
Sky Bunny: (Sitting at a computer typing away in some hacker simulation looking shit) Hmmm…
Beck: What the hell are you doing!? (He says as he stops Sky Bunny from typing)
Sky Bunny: Trying to figure out if there’s a way to go back home!
Beck: Not possible! Now quit it!
Damien: Yo, chillllll
Beck: (Turns to Damien) Damien, do you know what's on the internet? Everything! Everything is on the internet! Do we need him on a computer?
Damien: Well, he acts like a toddler, ya know? Like I feel bad treating him bad.
Vicky: Don't refer to him as a toddler, I would feel weird (Everyone looks at Vicky disgusted. Beck turns to Sky Bunny)
Beck: Do you want a proper answer to getting home? The original model is always still there. (Points at DJ Sky Bunny on the TV) That means we didn’t extract that model from the device, it means we copied it into the real world. The summoning pad (Points at the summoning pad) can only paste the copy. It can’t intake you and extract you, reversed.
Damien: So what are we pulling from?
Beck: What?
Damien: If he's a copy and paste, what was the copy?
Beck: I've explained before how all of this works, if you want the notes, I'll give you the notebooks and the text books again! (Damien puts his hands up and backs away)
Wichita: Well, he’s way smarter than he seems.
Beck: That's for damn sure
Vicky: How do you know?
Beck: Look at that computer. He's coding.
Vicky: What's that?
Julia: Oh my God, stop asking so many questions you uncultured fuck! (Everyone looks at Julia. She angrily takes a bite of her taco and looks pissed off. Beck turns to Sky Bunny)
Beck: What were you coding?
Sky Bunny: Myself
Wichita: What?
Damien: Maybe he understands himself.
Wichita: Yeah, again, what?
Vicky: He means, he understands his sexuality, which I hope is straight, 'cause… I mean… (Everyone looks at Vicky disgusted)
Damien: No! I meant he’s a bunch of ones and zeroes, so he knows coding because he is a code and he knows his code.
Wichita: Wait. If he’s just a bunch of Ones and zeroes, does that mean we’re all in a simulation? Because if he's what ones and zeroes look like, then---
Beck: No! The only reason anyone believes that we're in a simulation is because of the slight resemblance of our gravitational anomalies and computational complexity! (Everyone looks confused) The Quantum Hall Effect? (Everyone shakes their heads confused) Look, it’s just impossible for us to be in a simulation because you would be using a computational method that uses random sampling to study quantum systems. You guys realize that in order to even study an accurate model of the scale that supposedly created us, you would be using a simulation that needs to study every ever-growing particle in the entire universe at once! (Everyone looks confused)
Damien: English! Please!
Beck: (aggravated) We aren’t living in a simulation because it’s not possible.
Wichita: How would you know that? What if all the evidence you collected to prove that we aren’t in a simulation is part of the simulation? Like, it’s simulated to convince you you're not fake!
Beck: Then say we are living in a simulation where all of us are advanced AI blips that don't serve a real purpose other than to destroy the ecosystem constructed by other forces, what difference is that than actual life!?
Damien: Jeezus, that's dark
Sky Bunny: I don't know what that means, but what if we reverse the floor thing?
Damien: What do you mean?
Sky Bunny: Like put it upside down?
Beck: No, are you even listening to me? (Clearly aggravated)
Damien: So we can pull something out of the code world, but can’t put it back in?
Beck: We might be able to, but it wouldn’t really be surviving. It would be in it’s own riff.
Damien: I mean, is it really important for it to survive?
Sky Bunny: What?
Vicky: I don't want him dead
Wichita: We should draw a vote
Beck: No! Killing is not a poll! You wanna kill it? You know where the kitchen knives are. Go ahead! Look at it, and kill it
Sky Bunny: No!
Beck: (To Sky Bunny) Zip it! (To Wichita) Well? What are you waiting for?
Wichita: I see what you mean
Beck: (To Damien) You?
Damien: You made your point. What do we do with it?
Wichita: You said it would be in its own riff if we put it back, what do you mean?
Damien: Would it be like stuffing him in a folder?
Beck: More like the recycling bin
Damien: Can’t we just do that then? Then… you know… delete?
Beck: Maybe… however, the other possibility is that we might just throw him into a computer, with his current consciousness, giving him full access to the entire internet which gives him full access to everything. He isn’t your DJ Sky Bunny avatar anymore. He’s now a being, meaning even back in a computer, he would be self-aware. On top of that, we can only copy and paste, so we would still have his copy here, and a pasted copy in the computer.
Wichita: You couldn't start with that?
Beck: I'm trying to shut the idea down entirely
Vicky: Can’t we keep him?
Damien: And do what with it?
Sky Bunny: I can dance, watch! (Begins dancing)
Beck: I swear to God…
Sky Bunny: (Stops) You guys are mean
Vicky: I can take him.
Damien: Fine with me. He can’t stay here. I would be too paranoid.
Wichita: I don’t think Vicky is capable of watching him though
Beck: He isn't coming with me either. I can print Vicky up some cash to watch this thing, but that's as much as I'm doing (Sits at the summoning pad to summon money)
Vicky: (cheerful) Yes!
Beck: I don't know why you're so happy
Vicky: Always so grumpy! I'm happy about the cash Beck
Beck: Use it wisely. (Hands Vicky a stack of cash. Vicky takes it and leads Sky Bunny to the door. Sky Bunny stops right outside of the door and turns around)
Sky Bunny: Bye everyone!
Damien: (Closes the door on him) Wow...
Julia: Actually, I'm going home too
Wichita: I can walk you home. Was thinking about calling it a night anyways
Beck: Just like that?
Wichita: Got work in the morning (Wichita and Julia walk to the door) Have a good one guys! (Julia puts up the peace sign behind herself on the way out)
Damien: Take care… (He says as he closes the door behind them)
15, The Sidewalk
Wichita: Okay! Where did they go? (Julia nods to the left and Wichita looks to the left. Sky Bunny and Vicky are shown walking down the street from a distance) Good eye. We have to kill Sky Bunny
Julia: Kill
Wichita: Exactly! We have to like... stop him before he stops us. He's clearly a threat to like… everything!
Julia: Clearly…
Wichita: I know Beck and Damien are too scared to kill it, but we can do it. Easily. We know where he's gonna be, because we know where Vicky is. We know he's not supposed to be real, and we know he feels some degree of pain
Julia: Annnnd…
Wichita: And what?
Julia: Send. (Julia looks up from her phone) I'm sorry, you were saying? Kill who?
Wichita: Sky Bunny
Julia: You wanna kill him?
Wichita: Were you seriously not listening to anything I just said?
16, The Park
Vicky: Come on Sky Bunny. Can I call you SB or something?
Sky Bunny: Yeah! (He says excitedly as they both walk through a park)
Vicky: Tell me about yourself
Sky Bunny: I enjoy walking. What about you?
Vicky: Well, I wish I had a car, but walking is fine
Sky Bunny: Cars are very dangerous
Vicky: If they’re used incorrectly
Sky Bunny: The rest of the group seems annoyed with you, but I like you
Vicky: Thanks?
Sky Bunny: (Shakes his head with a smile) Is this a park?
Vicky: Yeah. Umm… What did you mean by, you like me?
Sky Bunny: I meant I liked you.
Vicky: Like a lot?
Sky Bunny: Like a lot. My stomach hurts.
Vicky: Did someone hurt you? (Sky Bunny’s stomach growls) Oh, you’re just hungry. We can go get food if you want
Sky Bunny: Oooh, I’ve never had food.
Vicky: It’ll be like our first date.
Sky Bunny: Oooh, I’ve never been on a date
Vicky: You’re a really nice guy
Sky Bunny: Thank you. You’re a really nice guy too. Can we stand in the shade?
Vicky: Yeah! Why?
Sky Bunny: It hurts to be out in the sun.
Vicky: How about instead of standing in the shade, we go get food. Come on, my house is this way (They continue walking, this time away from the park and down the street. Vicky tries to hold his hand, but it’s clear that Sky Bunny has no idea what she’s trying to do and he keeps pulling his hand away. Camera will then pan around and show Wichita watching them from afar with a pair of binoculars, meanwhile Julia is staring into their general direction, eating a bag of chips)
Julia: What are they talking about?
Wichita: I’m not the best at reading lips, but I think Vicky is into Sky Bunny.
Julia: So are we killing Sky Bunny or Vicky?
Wichita: Still Sky Bunny, but Vicky knows he’s not a real person and she’s still into him. I don’t know which one of them is more weird.
Julia: Definitely Vicky (Continues snacking)
Wichita: Remember that it’s up to us to kill him though. Nobody else is concerned, but you and I both know he's dangerous, and he needs to be stopped sooner than later! (Julia gives Wichita a thumbs up) That’s all you have to say? (Julia offers some chips)
16, Vicky’s House
Vicky: (Opens door and steps inside) Come on in. This is where we’ll be staying for a while. Don’t worry about making too much noise, my parents are... on vacation. (Camera shot passing a room where Vicky's brother, Jonas, is tied to a chair, bloody and struggling. Sky Bunny walks with Vicky to the living room, oblivious to Jonas)
Sky Bunny: This place is nice
Vicky: Thank you. Have you ever watched a movie?
Sky Bunny: No, but I’ve wanted to for my entire life!
Vicky: Great, so then we can just chill out and watch something on Netflix.
Sky Bunny: Netflix? And chill?
Vicky: Well I didn’t say that, but we could do that too
Sky Bunny: (Smiles obviously oblivious) What are we going to watch?
Vicky: Hmm… That is a good question. (Sky Bunnys stomach growls) Right! Food! Stay here and let me grab you some food! (Vicky gets up and walks to the kitchen. The camera will pan around the corner and out the front door where Wichita and Julia will be. Wichita will be holding a rifle)
17, Outside Vicky’s House
Wichita: (Lightning strikes and Wichita and Julia jump and look around and at each other confused) It’s not raining, where did that lightning come from
Julia: Is that big gun really necessary? Where did you even get that from?
Wichita: No. It’s fake, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention. (Throws the gun into a bush)
Julia: Ah, I guess I wasn't
Wichita: Now (Camera dramatically zooms in to Wichitas face) Let’s kill ourselves a bunny
Julia: (Camera will still be zoomed up) Should I go get Dave?
Wichita: Dave. Right. Ummm… (Camera zooms out) Just tell him to meet us at Damiens.
Julia: (Pulls out her phone and starts typing) Okay. I’m just gonna go to Damiens then
Wichita: You’re gonna leave me here alone? (Julia walks off and Wichita takes a deep breath) Alright… I’ll meet you there!
18, Vicky’s House
Vicky: (Sitting on the couch close to Sky Bunny. There's a sandwich in front of them on the table) Yeah. People in France greet each other differently. I could teach you how to say hello in French if you want?
Sky Bunny: Isn’t it Bonjour?
Vicky: No! It’s not! No! It’s not! Just close your eyes and trust me. (Sky Bunny closes his eyes and Vicky starts leaning in for an incredibly awkward kiss. Wichita will suddenly kick the door open, interrupting them before they kiss. Wichita starts screaming as he runs down the hall to where Vicky and Sky Bunny are)
Wichita: VICKY GET BACK!
Vicky: (Looks up) What?
Wichita: Sky Bunny is an abomination! I’m here to- (Vicky will grab a knife that was placed by the sandwich on the table and slash Wichitas throat)
Vicky: HE’S MY ABOMINATION!!! (Sky Bunny looks at Wichita as he grabs his throat and falls to the floor in a bloody mess. Sky Bunny then looks at Vicky and starts screaming while flailing his arms. He then runs down the hall and out the front door panicked and screaming) Ugh.
19, The Street
Julia: (Julia is walking down the street playing on her phone when Sky Bunny comes running down the street screaming. He passes her and just continues running. Julia looks at him and then looks back, then shrugs. She puts her phone up to her head) Hey Mom. I think the world is ending. Can you come pick me up? (Pause) No?
Clouse: (From off camera) AYYYY!!! (Camera pans around to reveal Clouse staring at a car) You better back the fuck up, fore you get smacked!
Julia: (Still on the phone) No, that wasn't me! You think I sound like that?
Clouse: What!? (Clouse is shown looking up at Julia)
Julia: I gotta go (Runs away)
Clouse: AYYY!!
20, Outside of Damiens House
Sky Bunny: (Runs to the front door and starts knocking obnoxiously) HELP!
Damien: What the hell?
Beck: (Yelling through the door) Who is it?
Sky Bunny: It’s Wichita!
Damien: No, you're DJ Sky Bunny!
Beck: You can’t trick us Sky Bunny!
Sky Bunny: NO! WICHITA IS DEAD!
Beck: (Opens door) You killed Wichita?
Sky Bunny: No! Vicky killed Wichita!
Damien: Why would she do that?
Sky Bunny: I don’t know! She took me to her house and was trying to teach me how to say hello in French
Damien: Isn’t that just Bonjour?
Sky Bunny: No, it’s more like (Tries kissing Damien. Damien pushes him off)
Damien: YEAH! NO! THAT'S A NO FROM ME!
Sky Bunny: Then Wichita came in and called me an abomination. Then Vicky killed him.
Beck: (To Damien) Do you think Wichita was planning on killing him?
Damien: Probably. I knew he was smart enough to realize how dangerous this was
Beck: Okay, so do we go check out Vicky's place? See if he's telling the truth?
Damien: Vicky's crazy, but murder?
Dave: (Walking up) Hey guys!
Damien: Dave, what the fuck are you doing here?
Dave: Julia said to meet her here.
Damien: She’s not even here.
Dave: Figures...
Damien: Anyways, we have to go check something out. Dave, this is Sky Bunny. Sky Bunny, this is Dave. (Dave shakes Sky Bunnys hand awkwardly. Beck grabs Dave's arm and in private says)
Beck: Make sure he doesn’t take over the world. Just let him play on the Xbox or something. We'll explain more when we get back
Dave: Got it. (Beck let’s go and nods to Damien)
Damien: Great! We’ll be back soon (Beck and Damien head out. Dave looks at Sky Bunny)
Dave: Wait, what did you mean by make sure he doesn't take over the world? (Dave shouts out, but both Beck and Damien continue walking. Dave sighs and turns around to face Sky Bunny)
Sky Bunny: Do you know how to say hello in French?
21, The Street
Beck: (Walking down the street) Do you think that he’s telling the truth?
Damien: Vicky is a really weird girl, but I don't think she's capable of murder
Beck: But does that idea of Vicky murdering someone go over your head?
Damien: No.
Beck: (Starts pointing off in the distance) Is that Julia?
Damien: I thought she said she had to go home.
Beck: Did she?
Julia: (Approaches them while texting. Beck looks like he’s about to say something, but Julia puts her finger out on one hand while texting in the other. Then Damien looks like he’s going to start talking and she does the same to him) Annnnnnd… Send. (She puts her phone down and looks up)
Damien: I thought you had to go home
Julia: Nawh
Damien: Nawh?
Julia: Nawh
Beck: What is nawh supposed to mean? Where were you?
Julia: Vicky’s
Beck: Vicky’s?
Julia: With Wichita
Damien: So Sky Bunny lied?
Beck: And we left him home alone with Dave.
Julia: Yeah, Sky Bunny was screaming running down the block
Beck: Maybe he was scared of Vicky? (Damien shrugs)
Damien: So over all these messages you were sending, you didn’t bother sending either of us a message?
Julia: I did.
Damien: (Beck and Damien check their phones) Oh yeah.
Julia: Anyways, I’m meeting Dave at your house.
Beck: Where’s Wichita?
Julia: At Vicky’s
Beck: Alright. Let’s go get Wichita and Vicky and hope that when we go home, Dave isn’t dead.
Julia: Rip...
Damien: Yeah… Rip…? (Confused face)
22, Vicky’s House
Beck: (Opens Vicky’s door. Camera will be facing the doorway for a dramatic effect of Damien, Beck and Julia standing at the door) Vicky? Wichita? You guys here?
Damien: It didn’t cross my mind that Sky Bunny could be telling the truth until right now.
Julia: (Texting on her phone) I’m bored.
Damien: Shh. Wichita could be dead.
Julia: Then he shouldn't mind the noise (Damien and Beck give a look to Julia)
Beck: (Walks into the house and starts creeping down the hall) Come on (He says as he waves for the others to follow him)
Damien: (Walks into the house followed by Julia) So… Are we looking for Wichitas body?
Jonas: (is Shown struggling tied to the chair, making muffled noises through whatever is covering his mouth) Help! Hey!
Beck: (Jumps back when he sees Jonas) What the fuck! (Damien and Beck stare at Jonas for a second and then Julia snaps a picture of him with flash on) Really Julia? (Julia shrugs)
Damien: (Walks to Jonas and takes the duct tape off his mouth) Jonas?
Jonas: Damien! I’m so glad you guys found me. Help untie me. (Damien start untying him)
Beck: Wait! (Damien stops untying him)
Damien: What?
Beck: What if he was tied up for a reason?
Damien: What could he be tied up for?
Beck: I don’t know! Jonas, why are you tied up?
Jonas: Vicky thought that I was going to snitch on her for killing dad
Damien: Vicky killed your dad?
Jonas: Yeah. She also killed my mom, but she said she didn’t want to kill me. So she just tied me up.
Beck: Why?
Jonas: Well you see--- I don’t fucking know Beck! She went ballistic and and started talking to herself saying, "You're gonna kill Beck! I need to protect him! All you want is his summoning pad!"
Damien: What if that’s what she wanted? I mean, the first chance she had to use that thing behind your back, she took.
Jonas: Can you please untie me now? (Beck nods and Damien unties Jonas) Oh thank God. (Jonas grabs the rope that he was tied up with and wraps it around Becks neck and throws himself backwards onto the floor, pulling both himself and Beck down to the floor) Shouldn’t have untied me Beck!
Damien: What the fuck are you doing!? (Grabs at the rope that Jonas is using, but it isn't much help. Jonas then turns his body, tripping Damien, forcing him to fall on his back) Ah! What the fuck!
Julia: (Kicks at Jonas as Beck struggles with the rope. Damien flips over and jumps on Jonas, punching the absolute shit out of him. This forces Jonas to let go of the rope, allowing Beck to escape. Jonas flips Damien off of him and jumps to his feet) The hell Jonas!
Beck: (Scrambles on the floor to get up) Fuck! What the fuck man!?
Jonas: (Smiles) Maybe Vicky was right. (Takes off running)
Beck: Piece of shit! (Starts towards Jonas, but Julia stops him)
Julia: It’s not worth it. He’s gone.
Beck: (Clearly aggravated) Let’s just look for Wichita and Vicky! (Beck wipes his neck as they all make their way into the living room where Wichita is dead on the floor. Beck and Damien look at Wichitas body for a moment)
Damien: Oh shit… (All stare for a moment and Julia snaps a picture of Wichitas body with flash on. Beck and Damien give a look to Julia)
23, Damiens House
Dave: (Dave and Sky Bunny are sitting on the couch. Dave is playing on his phone and Sky Bunny is playing on the Xbox. The new Xbox avatar that is shown resembles Wichita. Sky Bunny looks at it kind of confused. He puts the controller down and rushes to Becks backpack and starts going through it) What are you doing?
Sky Bunny: I need the Cloning Theorem Structure
Dave: The what?
Sky Bunny: The summoning pad
Dave: I don’t think that’s a good idea (Sky Bunny takes it out and starts plugging everything up) Hey. I said don’t do that (Dave is still sitting on the couch showing little interest)
Sky Bunny: (Finishes hooking everything up, but there are too many buttons for him to know which one to press) Hmmm.
Dave: Hey. Put this stuff away. (There is a knock at the door and Dave stands up and starts for the door)
Sky Bunny: One of these will bring back Wichita. Do you know which button to push? (Sky Bunny immediately presses a random button and a flash effect is shown. Wichita will be standing on top of the summoning pad, corrupted)
Dave: Hey! I said don't touch that! (He says as he opens the door. Vicky is on the other side of the door, but Dave is too focused on Sky Bunny to notice) Did you press it? (Vicky tackles Dave and holds her knife high in the air)
Vicky: I'm just here for Sky Bunny!
Dave: Oh come on! I just got here! (Vicky stabs Dave repeatedly. Sky Bunny begins screaming and running in circles before running out of the house)
Sky Bunny: Why!? (He screams as he bolts down the block)
Wichita: You (He says as he points at Vicky)
Vicky: Wichita? (The TV will be showing a huge ERROR sign that’s blinking or something) But… I thought...
Wichita: Wichita? (He says as he grabs her by the neck and lifts her up) Right. You… Vicky… (He brings her close to his face and begins mugging) You… (The sound of her neck snapping will be heard and then he drops her dead body to the ground) Hmm. DJ Sky Bunny... (He then turns around and walks to the summoning pad and pushes a button. The error logo stops and the Xbox Avatar creator is shown. He then picks up the Xbox controller and sits down)
24, The Street
Sky Bunny: (Sky Bunny is running down the street screaming again, he will pass Jonas secretly. Like we’ll see Jonas, but pay no real attention to it. He continues running further along and sees Beck, Damien and Julia all walking) Guys!
Damien: (Looks up and nudges Beck) It’s Sky Bunny!
Beck: (Sky Bunny approaches the small group and immediately tries kissing Beck. Beck pushes him off) What the hell are you doing?
Sky Bunny: Trying to say hello in French
Beck: No! Why are you running?
Sky Bunny: Oh. I tried bringing Wichita back, but then Vicky showed up.
Damien: Did she now?
Sky Bunny: Yeah! And Vicky killed Dave.
Julia: Dave’s dead?
Damien: Strange how death seems to follow you everywhere you go.
Sky Bunny: And I brought Wichita back!
Julia: What?
Beck: How did you bring Wichita back?
Sky Bunny: With the Cloning Theorem Structure… kind of…
Damien: Kind of?
Sky Bunny: So it looks like Wichita, but it killed Vicky.
Beck: Vicky’s dead too?
Damien: I knew you were the apocalypse!
Sky Bunny: You guys are mean.
Julia: We’re mean? Seriously? Since you arrived, Wichita, Dave and Vicky died. You're a fucking obimination and you want to tell us that we’re mean? Fuck! You!
Sky Bunny: See! That was just so mean. (Everyone rolls their eyes and pushes past him. Sky Bunny watches as they continue walking and Julia flips him off and snaps a picture of herself flipping him off with flash on, but Sky Bunny covers his eyes before the flash)
Damien: Pet Semetary Head Ass Mother Fucker
25, Damiens House
Damien: (Walks inside slowly. Wichita, Dave and Vicky are all sitting on the couch chilling) Nobody's dead!
Julia: (Sounds unamused) Oh good, I was getting worried.
Wichita: Did you guys catch Sky Bunny (Pauses looking at the wall. Julia is shown looking at Wichitas odd behavior, but then Dave stands up in an odd manner. He walks towards Julia)
Dave: Honey! There you are! (He says as he approaches Julia) Did you catch that Sky Bunny?
Beck: (Looks at Damien and then Julia. All three look concerned) We caught him. I think the right way to "PLAY ALONG" with Sky Bunny is to LET HIM THINK THAT YOU ARE ON HIS SIDE! That way he doesn’t hurt anyone. Everyone got that? (He says looking at Damien and Julia. Camera will pan around to a window where Sky Bunny will be stalking them very obviously, like it needs to be an awkward shot of how obvious he is)
Wichita: Why are you yell… (pauses) yelling?
Dave: You guys have odd behavior
Wichita: (almost snaps out of it and straightens up. He will then begin acting normal. Julia takes a picture with flash on of everyone and Wichita, Dave and Vicky all freak out and fall over) My eyes! What the hell Julia!?
Julia: Woah.
Damien: I think Julia just found their weakness.
Beck: Run! (Damien and Julia run outside and to Sky Bunny. As Beck is about to get outside, out of nowhere Jonas will run in and tackle Beck) Jonas? I'm serious, this is not the time!
Jonas: Then just give me the summoning pad! (Begins strangling Beck)
26, Outside of Damiens House
Sky Bunny: (Is on the ground freaking out) Ahhh! My eyes!
Damien: Hey! You okay? (Helping Sky Bunny up)
Julia: Where's Becky? (Looks up)
27, Damiens House
Jonas: (On top of Beck, strangling him) You could have just given it over!
Beck: (Struggling) You. Never. Asked!
Vicky: (Pulls Jonas off of Beck) This kill is mine!
Jonas: Fuck you Vicky! (Pulls out a gun and point blank shoots Vicky in the face. There's a gunshot sound effect as the camera zooms up on Beck. In slower motion, not like super slow, but slower than normal, Beck gets up and bolts out of the house)
28, Outside of Damiens House
Beck: Run! (He yells to Julia, Damien and Sky Bunny. All 4 will run down the block as gunshots can be heard from the house getting more and more quiet as they continue. They all stop around the corner trying to catch their breath)
Damien: What happened?
Beck: Jonas was trying to kill me for the summoning pad
Damien: We really gotta rethink our friend choices. I mean… we were really friends with Vicky?
Beck: No, she just invited herself everywhere we went
Julia: Should I call the cops?
Beck: I'm sure the cops are coming. I mean. With all those gunshots…
Damien: What do we do now?
Sky Bunny: We should go back. We can beat them before they multiply again!
Julia: How?
Sky Bunny: We are united. Together till the end. We have strength. Courage. And an unbreakable bond known as Love. We can take on anything as long as we're-
Julia: (Pulls out phone) We all have flash on our phones.
Damien: Oh right (They all head back)
Sky Bunny: Guys! I wasn't finished! Guys!
29, Damiens House
Beck: (Steps inside, followed by Damien and Julia. Wichita is strangling Jonas on the floor. Vicky is a bloody dead mess on the floor) Let go of him!
Dave: Interesting how you would want him to stay alive. Wasn’t he just trying to kill you (pause) Becky?
Beck: It's just Beck.
Jonas: (Struggling to get Wichita off) Help!
Dave: Julia. Come on. You and I could live an eternal life like this.
Beck: (Julia shrugs and starts walking to Dave) Julia!
Damien: What are you doing?
Dave: (Grabs Julia) You are too gullible!
Julia: Am I? (She says as she takes a picture of him with flash on. Dave and Wichita both fall back temporarily blinded. Beck switches the light on and pushes Wichita back off of Jonas. Damien immediately helps Jonas up and all run towards the exit, but just as they all approach the doorway, Dave grabs ahold of Julia) Get off me!
Beck: (Runs back and stomps Dave's leg) Get off her!
Dave: I heard her the first time! (He swings at Beck, but misses. Beck immediately tackles Dave to the ground, pinning him on the floor)
Beck: Just Run! (Beck yells out. Damien, Jonas and Julia make there way out to the front of the house again)
30, Outside of Damiens House
Sky Bunny: (Sky Bunny runs up to them) Sorry for not going in. I’m scared.
Damien: We have to go back for him!
Jonas: Fuck that! Why is everyone going psycho?
Damien: You want to accuse others of being psychotic right now?
Jonas: I don’t know! I’m just…
Sky Bunny: Scared?
Jonas: Yeah!
Julia: Me too. And hungry.
Damien: Sky Bunny. What are their weaknesses?
Sky Bunny: I don’t know?
Damien: You know your code, right? If you understand your code, then you understand the flaws in your code! Your flaws translated are their weaknesses! Right?
Sky Bunny: Ohhh… Umm… I have to think. (He sits down on the ground and closes his eyes)
Jonas: What the fuck is this?
Damien: Shhh... He’s concentrating
Jonas: Seriously?
Julia: Jonas! Shut up!
Jonas: Why are you looking for weaknesses? When I shot Vicky, she dropped dead. Their weakness is death!
Damien: -So we can kill them like normal. And our phones flash temporarily blinds them. Alright! Let’s go!
31, Damiens House
Damien: (Runs inside and turns on the flashlight on his phone, followed by Jonas) Get back! (He scans the room and doesn't see anyone. The TV is on with the error logo flashing)
Jonas: Where are they?
Damien: I don't know (They both creep through the house looking around. All the doors in the house are closed. The three of them stay spread out at a good distance)
Julia: (Peaks inside) Is it safe?
Damien: I don't know (The closest door near Jonas opens. Dave's arm is shown reaching out of it and grabbing Jonas, yanking him into the room and slamming the door shut after. Damien rushes to the door) JONAS! (Jonas is shown on the floor, looking around. He looks up and sees Dave and Wichita staring at him) Jonas!
Jonas: Son of a bitch...
Damien: (From the other side of the door pounding) Hey! Open up!
Beck: (Creeps out of one of the other bedrooms bloody, and makes his way to Damien) Damien?
Damien: Beck! Shit, since you're alive, help me get Jonas
Beck: Got it! I know their weakness now too! It's how I escaped from those weird things!
Damien: What is it?
32, Outside of Damiens House
Sky Bunny: (Opens his eyes and stands up) Julia! (Julia looks at Sky Bunny) I think I figured it out!
Julia: What?
Sky Bunny: What their weakness is!
Julia: What is it?
33, Damiens House
Jonas: (Pushes Wichita back and flips Dave over himself and opens the door) Damien!
Damien: Jonas! Their weakness is water!
Jonas: Water?
Dave: (Bolts at Jonas, grabbing Jonas. Jonas spits on him) Ahhh! My face! (Let's go of Jonas) It burns! (He says as he grabs his face)
Julia: (Runs inside) Their weakness is pain!
Damien: What?
Julia: Pain!
Jonas: No, Beck said its water
Beck: It is!
Jonas: Seems like water worked just fine! (Dave looks up with some sort of different colored eyes) Wait...
Julia: What's wrong?
Jonas: I think water just pissed him off!
Damien: What do you mean? (Wichita tosses a knife towards Dave who instantly catches it and turns in record timing, stabbing Jonas) Jonas!
Jonas: (Looks down at the blade and then up to Dave. He pushes Dave backwards, which pushes himself as well. He holds onto the wall, trying to guide himself from falling) Ah fuck! Getting stabbed… no joke guys…
Damien: (Pushes Dave backwards into Wichita. When Dave bashes into Wichita, Wichita screams and falls to the floor holding his wrists) Beck! Help me get Jonas! (Beck and Damien move towards Jonas, but as they get to him he falls down. He lays for a moment grasping for air before turning his head and seeing the dead body of Beck in the room down the hall)
Jonas: Beck! (Points at the hand and tries to yell) Beck--- BECKS DEAD!
Damien: What? (Damien turns to face Beck and Beck stabs Damien directly through the heart) Oh shit. That’s-- that's not good! Thats--- (Damien topples over on top of Jonas. Jonas instantly scrambles to get Damiens corpse off of himself. Beck stands over Jonas)
Jonas: God damnit… (The bedroom door opens again and Dave and Wichita come out) I heard you guys' weakness is pain. (Jonas sits up) I gotta tell you… it's not a good weakness (Beck gets down on a knee and begins strangling Jonas. Jonas then punches Beck in struggle to break free. Beck let's go and falls backwards)
Beck: That-- hurt! (Flashback scene of when Wichita pinched Sky Bunny. Jonas stands up, holding himself as he bleeds)
Jonas: Oh, you're all fucked! (He punches Wichita and kicks Beck again. As he swings at Dave, Dave dodges the punch and Punches the stab wound) Agh! (Dave repeatedly punches the stab wound until Jonas is on the ground freaking out) JULIA! DO SOMETHING!
Julia: Uhhh... (Julia is shown rushing inside. She turns the corner to the hallway that they're in and snaps a photo. Wichita and Beck grab their eyes and freak out, but Dave just stands up to face her)
Dave: That trick doesn't work on me anymore (Julia panics and throws her phone at Dave's face. He then falls down and Julia grabs Jonas, and drags him out of the house. She plops Jonas down next to Sky Bunny)
34, Outside of Damiens House
Julia: Alright! Sky Bunny. You and I can actually beat them! Jonas, you stay here.
Sky Bunny: You mean that corpse? Wait. (Starts screaming. Julia slaps him and he falls to the ground)
Julia: Oh my God! You things are so fucking fragile!
Sky Bunny: The pain! Oh my! Oh! Uhh.. ohh….
Julia: Stand up or I'll hit you again
Sky Bunny: (Stands up with tears in his eyes and holding his face) What do you want me to do?
Julia: Fight with me. We go in there and kick the shit out of all of them, and end this.
Sky Bunny: Okay. Let's do this…
Julia: This sucks
Sky Bunny: I know...
Julia: No, not this. I'm just hungry.
Sky Bunny: Oh. (Julia rushes inside and Sky Bunny follows. Sky Bunny watches as Julia turns the corner to face Wichita, Dave and Beck, but then he stops. Sky Bunny just freezes, watching the moment)
35, Damiens House
Julia: AGHHHHHHHHH (Goes ballistic in multiple shots of her basically beating the living shit out of Wichita, Dave and Beck. With lots of camera shots and enough editing, we could probably make it look way cooler than it really is, so there's no need to worry about choreographing a full fledged fight scene. Julia is then shown sitting in the middle of the room, with Dave, Wichita and Becks dead bodies all around her. She's breathing heavily and wipes blood from her face. She looks up at the doorway and DJ Sky Bunny is there) Why didn't you help? (Sky Bunny grabs the gun that Jonas shot Vicky with earlier off of the floor and shoots Julia. Sky Bunny lowers the gun and the camera zooms up on him)
Sky Bunny: Sorry Julia. And sorry to the rest of you. I mean. I guess this wasn’t what I expected, but taking over this world is a one man job. Couldn’t keep the rest of you around (Maybe Sky Bunnies evil theme song comes on) You guys really put up a good fight though. I mean, Seriously. (Steps over dead bodies, making his way to the computer) I give it a solid 8 out of 10. I gave you guys clues! Nobody ever asked how I knew anyone's names. Or why I kept calling the summoning pad a Cloning Theorum Structure! Where did you think this stuff was coming from? (Sits at the computer and pulls up some hacker looking shit. After going through all that he needs to go through, his computer will go into lock down and show an error screen) Perfect. (He slowly makes his way to the summoning pad and steps onto it) Later! (He pushes a button and disappears in a bright flash)
36, Blackout
12 Hours Later
37, Phillips House
Jess: (On the phone standing in the middle of the room. She might be out of frame as the camera will be focused on the TV which is emitting some alert) Wichita? Sweetie? Where are you? Your location has been turned off for over an hour and the TV says we’re under attack! (Phillip has a suitcase that’s laying on the floor open, in shot)
Phillip: Hey, Jess. We need to go, like right now. (He walks into shot with a lot of clothes that he shoves into the suitcase very fast)
Jess: Wichita isn’t answering!
Phillip: Who the hell is Wichita?
Jess: My boyfriend!
Phillip: Right! Well, if you can find Wichita in the future, that may be the case, until then, I’m your new boyfriend and as your boyfriend, I am asking you to pack your shit, because we need to go now!
Jess: Okay! (Runs off screen fully and Phillip zips his suitcase up. He picks it up and you hear the front door open)
Phillip: Wait for me! (He runs off screen and presumably out the front door. The camera will slowly zoom into the TV which says a nuclear bomb is headed to the US and to get to safety. Starting from the windows, hopefully, the screen will suddenly fade red/white very quickly, as to say that the bombs dropped. From here, a song will begin playing and the white will cut to black. Credits will begin)
38, The End